Archive for the ‘Tidbits’ Category
An OMFG Beatbox Showdown
Tuesday, January 26, 2010 14:33Invictus
Tuesday, November 24, 2009 18:58by William Ernest Henley
OUT of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)
Saturday, July 11, 2009 18:01Green Day
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test, and don’t ask why
It’s not a question, but a lesson learned in time
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it’s worth it was worth all the while
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
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As Blind People Can Clearly See
Thursday, May 7, 2009 8:10Grocery checkout lane #5 at Vons is reserved just for them.
When asked, the grocery clerk defensively stated “That lane is for handicapped people, in general!” No, lass. This lane is for handicapped people -> 
THAT lane is clearly for blind people and is conveniently labeled as such by the sign hanging at about 6.5′ above the isle.
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Mary Mack - Binky Boo No Thank You
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 7:34I found Mary Mack yesterday and this was one of her funniest bits, I thought. It sat with me all day and got funnier in retrospect.
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Marc Et Claude - I Need Your Lovin’ (Like the Sunshine)
Thursday, December 4, 2008 14:07Longest Road
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 12:27If you are so frequently in love
If you prefer it all to me then my love
You go down the longest road to nowhere
You pull it apart and your just left there







