Would that I could count how many times I have been virtually stalked by another woman. It must be something in the way I eloquently weave words together that exhibit what an extraordinarily wonderful piece of ass I am.
Being stalked is fun. One feels wanted, needed, liked and popular.
And then one realizes that one cannot […]

I threw my head back and focused on the clouds. The breeze brushed over my skin and rustled the tree tops overhead and it was so wonderful that tears came to my eyes.

I’ve wanted to change my middle name for many years now. My first name has meaning, my last name has meaning.. my middle name is SO not me. I chose it’s replacement, Morgan, about 9 years ago and I’ve sat with it for that many years and still really dig it so that’s […]

There is a pillow in the chair. There is a sticky note on the television. I tipped the cute waiter $5 on an $8 ticket because he smiled real sweet and asked me if I was SUUUURE there was nothing he could do for me. I saw fate play it’s self out […]

I bought a dozen crickets for the turtle a few weeks ago and released them into his enclosure outside. Tonight, I can hear them singing outside the window. It’s been a long time since I heard crickets singing at night. It wasn’t until I heard them that I realized that we must […]

I see myself through the eyes of one person or another and I have to remind myself that the only perspective on me that matters is mine.
Today is the end of my work week. On Thursdays, I only work by appointment and I take Fridays off. I had appointments all day today and […]

There are lots of reasons that drunk dialing is a bad idea. One big one would be that calling people in the middle of the night to tell them you love them is not generally a widely smiled-upon practice. Especially people who you have never told that you love them. Especially people […]

So.. today, I turned 30 years old. This morning around 7AM something. I made a valiant effort to stay up till then because god knows I’m not WAKING UP that early - but I failed… by about two hours.
I stayed up researching me family tree. There is something alluring in […]

Ethan is gone to his dad’s for the summer. That leaves me. This is the first time I have EVER lived alone. When I moved out, I had roommates… then I got married. When I divorced Michael, I had Ethan. I think that if I didn’t have the dog, I’d […]

This birthday is the only birthday in my life that my age and the day of my birthday will be the same.
Business took off with an amazing explosion and I’m busier than ever, if that’s possible. It really just means I have a bigger backlog. I’m getting someone to help me […]