Dear Pelvic Ultrasound Lady
Wednesday, May 21, 2008 20:35I understand that this is probably no big deal for you. But please, do not feel pressured to make small talk with me while you do your thang. Nothing says shut the fuck up like you sticking a long robotic arm thing up my twat. And while I understand that it is probably quite intriguing that I am a Spiritual Counselor and oh, I’m so young, if there was ever a time that I do NOT feel the least bit spiritual or like a counselor, it is whilst you are ’swooping’, as you call it, in order to get a real time shot of my left ovary. And that left ovary, btw, IS ATTACHED. SO. STOP. WITH. THE. SWOOPING.
That is all.
Sincerely,
Carrie
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